You all KNOW me!!

I won't surprise ya'll..... you will just laugh, bc you all know me...

Yesterday - well, no i should start from the beginning. I work at this restaurant, right? One day this cute guy comes there, and I go like "damn, that's one hottie!". So, being out w Miss Lucifer last weekend, i showed him to her. And guess what! Being blonde and gymfreak pays off for her.. -she knows him! So, she contacts him, telling him one of her friends' (me) asked if he was single.

He is.

So, exhanged numbers and several texts later, we decide to meet up.

Halleluja! Or.... no, in my world "FUCK!" I got so nervous i wouldn't remember my freakin' name!

And, I have a lovely therapy to stress down. Since it shouldn't have been too much of virginity for me to (maybe) kiss that cute dude, i had to relieve some steam. (Even kissing is veeeery far away from what i'm used to, when we're talking about human contact!)

So, when my coworker and i were in the storage room, i ask him if he wants a chewing gum. He says yes. So, i tell him to come and get it, and i give it to him... by mouth. *smile*

Now i'm feeling better.
Then i meet up w this guy for our 'date' (that word even gives me the shivers!) and he is really nice... And we watch a movie at his place.

And then ' since we're both loving tattoos... he has to take his shirt off and show them to me (duh!). Ehm.... after that some 'nice' things occur... But, being me leads to the following; after about 2 min and then again after 5 min I just stop, and say..."i gotta go!".

(Yes you can laugh now... I think also, somewhere in the middle, i even bursted out that it's been a looooong time since i had a halfnaked man so close onto me.... i was terrified, at least.)

So, i left, quickly as hell, and almost ran home, on the phone w Miss Lucifer all the way. After some hysterical laughing, screaming and crying i ended my day w nutella och icecream in the sofa.

I won't repeat a day like that again.